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Onsite:Sweets At My Desk

Posted by Admin on October 8, 2010

Subha Utha , Nahaya ..Mast Deo Lagaya…

Usko Yaad Kiya Aur Muskuraya…

Muskurahat Ka Karan Tha , Kya Sapna Liya Tha Raat Ko

Main Company Ka CEO Aur My Dream Girl Was My PMO

Mann To Kiya So Jaon, Swapn Ki Duniya Mein Laut Jaun…

Phir Socha Uski Jhalak Paani Hain Office Mein, Kahin Late Na Ho Jaun…

Goggles Lagaya Style Mein, Sutta Niptaya,

Bike Kiya Self Start, Accelerater Maara

Pahooncha Office…Card Swipe Kara..

Khola PC …Lotus Notes Top Par Mail Uska Paaya…

Mailbox Dekh Sanatta Chaya..

Uska Mail Ka Subject Humein Na Bhaaya..

Ek Baar Phir Kiya Mail Ka Subject Check

Oh No ..Not Again..Same Words…”Sweets At My Desk”

Darte Darte Khola Mail…Andar Wedding Invitation Paaya…

Lo Bhaiya Lut Gayee Duniya…Mandraya Kala Saaya…

Dukhi Mann Se Socha …Chalo Ek Baar Contents To Padh Le..

Naam Kya Hai Ladke Ka…Details Se Rubaru To Ho Le…

Phir Ek Baar Mann Chakkar Khaya…Uska Naam Kahin Naa Paaya..

Mail Ka Phir Se Audit Kiya…Dil Ko NCR Report Accha Aaya…

Mail Ke Subject Se Achi Mail Ke Body Nikli..

Jiski Shaadi Thi ..Woh To Uski Sister Nikli…

Bhujti Hui Low Phir Phadphadai…

Ek Umeed Jaagi..Asha Ki Ek Kiran Nazar Aayee.

Josh Bhare Kadmon Se Rukh Kiya Uske Cubicle Ki Aur…

Ab Sirf Uskee Jhalak Nahin ..Yeh Dil Maange More..

Aaj Tak Cubicle Ki Diwaron Se Dekha Tha Usko..

Dekhte Hee Usne Bola ..Lo Dear, Sweets Lo..

Humne Suna “Dear” , Humne Kaha Ab No Fear.

Kiya Jhuki Aankhon Se Usko Stare, Uthaya Sweets Ka Apna Share..

“Dear” Shabd Kitna Acha Lagne Laga Tha….

Uske Aur Mere Beech Ka Loc Ab Mitne Laga Tha…

Baton Hi Baton Mein Usko Bataya Mail Padke Hua Confusion Tha

Reply Jo Bataya Usne, Phir Se Chida Kargil Tha..

Phir Se Low Bhuj Gayee Thi, Umeed Mit Gayee Thi …

Uski Sagai Ki Mail To Ek Hafte Pahle Bounce Back Ho Chuki Thi…

Maa Kasam Ek Hi Gaana Yaad Aa Raha Tha Cham Se…

Kasam Ki Kasam , Yeh Pyaar Na Hoga Ab Humse…

O Haseeno Sun Lo Meri Iltaaja,

Please Mat Hona Humse Khafa,

Kuch Bhi Ho Jaaye Ab Na Hoga Adjust,

Ab Mat Daalna Mail With Subject “Sweets At My Desk”

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Husband wife joke: EJAZAT hai

Posted by Admin on October 7, 2010

Suhagrat ko Pati: EJAZAT hai ?

Wife: ji

Wife ko Puri Raat CHOD k, Bimar kar ke, Sasural Chhod k, SAAS se Bola: Achha ji Ejazat hai ?

Wife: Amma Ejazat Mat Dena Gand Fad Dega…!

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Boss joke: Investments are subjected to market risks

Posted by Admin on October 7, 2010

Boss: Let me fuck u once, I’ll b quick & pay u 1000$. I’ll throw the money on the floor & b4 u bend down & pick it up all, I’ll be done.!
Secretary likes the proposal & She calls her BF.
BF:Its fine, but ask for 2000$ & be very quick 2 pick the money.
After 4 hrs BF calls her.
BF: What happend?
GF: That Bastard is still fucking me. He brought Coins.!

Lesson: Investments are subject 2 market risks. Please read the offer docs carefully before investing.

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Chutiya Branch: State bank of india(SBI)

Posted by Admin on October 7, 2010

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Different meaning of BHENCHOD

Posted by Admin on October 7, 2010

‘BHENCHOD’ is so versatile wrd to express many feelings:

Revnge-BHENCHOD hun dekh kida main teri ma chod da..

Reqst-BHENCHOD tang na kar yar..

Failure-BHENCHOD bund vaj gii..

Anxiety-BHENCHOD aa ki hunda pia?

Anger-BHENCHOD bahr nikal, teri main maa chod daan…

Curious- OO BHENCHOD kidda kita tu?

Lust- ah ah..BHENCHOD nu hor zor ke hila..

Pride-BHENCHOD mere warga haiga ee koi ni..

Sad-BHENCHOD mere naal hi eda kyo hoyea?

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Santa-banta jokes: boys vs girls

Posted by Admin on October 7, 2010

Santa – Ladki or ladke me kya fark hai?

Banta – ladki ek saal me kewal ek hi bachche ki maa bn skti hai,

or ladka ek saal me hazaaro bachcho ka baap bn skta hai…

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Rakhi sawant joke

Posted by Admin on September 27, 2010

Media to Rakhi Sawant: aap kitni padhi likhi ho?
Rakhi: zyaada nahi.. bas INTER- Course kiya hai…!!

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Tatti Shayri, sms, very good

Posted by Admin on September 27, 2010

TATTI tatti meri pyaari tatti

shouchalyaki rani tatti subh subh jab aaye tatti

ghar aagan mehkaaye

tatti peeli tatti kaali tatti hay re meri nyaari tatti

kudrat ka dastoor niraala sabko hi aaye hai tatti khul ke jo na aaye

tatti sacchi bda sataaye tatti lagataar jo aaye

tatti sabke hosh udaaye tatti pet ke andar factory aisi jo ki roz

banaaye tatti yeh message sabko kar dena varna teri ruk jaayegi tatti

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Tatti shayari

Posted by Admin on September 27, 2010

Tatti Meri Pyari Tatti
Tatti meri pyari tatti,
bholi bhali pyari tatti,
pili tatti, kali tatti, farate dar tatti.

Tatti meri pyari tatti.

flush,comode vich rehndi tatti,
Khuddee andar hove tatti
Kinni phairree teri tattii,
kinni soni meri tatti.
badboo aali teri tattii
Khushbuan aali meri tattii

Saarea nu niraali tattii

rab Da Vi andaaz nirala,
sarayan nu aave tatti.
aadmian nu vi aave tatti
Jaanwaran nu vee aave tattii

jab khul ke na aave tattii,
sab nu bada satave tatti,

Tatti meri pyaree tatti

jane andar koun si factory,
roz subhah hi aave tatti,
Qabz hove te sakhat tatti,
Dastan vich naram tatti,

Jey tu khave raat no mirchi,
Subah jalan lagave tatti,
Kaddi aave lamee tatti,
kaddi aave Nikki tattee,
Kaddi aave thandi tattii
Aur Kaddi garam tatti.

Dhowan vich, na kar deri
Warna chipak jaave tattii.

Jeevan da sukh deve tattii.
TATTI MERI PYARI TATTI

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Jokes: Gire hue ko uthana

Posted by Admin on September 27, 2010

Lady to a Man : Beta kya kaam karte ho?

Man : Mata ji samaj Seva karta hu.

Lady : Matlab?

Man : gire hue ko uthata hu, bichre hue ko milata hu..

Lady : Wo kaise?

Man : Ji mai BRA banata hu.

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