Onsite:Sweets At My Desk

Subha Utha , Nahaya ..Mast Deo Lagaya…

Usko Yaad Kiya Aur Muskuraya…

Muskurahat Ka Karan Tha , Kya Sapna Liya Tha Raat Ko

Main Company Ka CEO Aur My Dream Girl Was My PMO

Mann To Kiya So Jaon, Swapn Ki Duniya Mein Laut Jaun…

Phir Socha Uski Jhalak Paani Hain Office Mein, Kahin Late Na Ho Jaun…

Goggles Lagaya Style Mein, Sutta Niptaya,

Bike Kiya Self Start, Accelerater Maara

Pahooncha Office…Card Swipe Kara..

Khola PC …Lotus Notes Top Par Mail Uska Paaya…

Mailbox Dekh Sanatta Chaya..

Uska Mail Ka Subject Humein Na Bhaaya..

Ek Baar Phir Kiya Mail Ka Subject Check

Oh No ..Not Again..Same Words…”Sweets At My Desk”

Darte Darte Khola Mail…Andar Wedding Invitation Paaya…

Lo Bhaiya Lut Gayee Duniya…Mandraya Kala Saaya…

Dukhi Mann Se Socha …Chalo Ek Baar Contents To Padh Le..

Naam Kya Hai Ladke Ka…Details Se Rubaru To Ho Le…

Phir Ek Baar Mann Chakkar Khaya…Uska Naam Kahin Naa Paaya..

Mail Ka Phir Se Audit Kiya…Dil Ko NCR Report Accha Aaya…

Mail Ke Subject Se Achi Mail Ke Body Nikli..

Jiski Shaadi Thi ..Woh To Uski Sister Nikli…

Bhujti Hui Low Phir Phadphadai…

Ek Umeed Jaagi..Asha Ki Ek Kiran Nazar Aayee.

Josh Bhare Kadmon Se Rukh Kiya Uske Cubicle Ki Aur…

Ab Sirf Uskee Jhalak Nahin ..Yeh Dil Maange More..

Aaj Tak Cubicle Ki Diwaron Se Dekha Tha Usko..

Dekhte Hee Usne Bola ..Lo Dear, Sweets Lo..

Humne Suna “Dear” , Humne Kaha Ab No Fear.

Kiya Jhuki Aankhon Se Usko Stare, Uthaya Sweets Ka Apna Share..

“Dear” Shabd Kitna Acha Lagne Laga Tha….

Uske Aur Mere Beech Ka Loc Ab Mitne Laga Tha…

Baton Hi Baton Mein Usko Bataya Mail Padke Hua Confusion Tha

Reply Jo Bataya Usne, Phir Se Chida Kargil Tha..

Phir Se Low Bhuj Gayee Thi, Umeed Mit Gayee Thi …

Uski Sagai Ki Mail To Ek Hafte Pahle Bounce Back Ho Chuki Thi…

Maa Kasam Ek Hi Gaana Yaad Aa Raha Tha Cham Se…

Kasam Ki Kasam , Yeh Pyaar Na Hoga Ab Humse…

O Haseeno Sun Lo Meri Iltaaja,

Please Mat Hona Humse Khafa,

Kuch Bhi Ho Jaaye Ab Na Hoga Adjust,

Ab Mat Daalna Mail With Subject “Sweets At My Desk”

Growth meter of software engineer.

This is very own growth meter of our software enginner…. or we can say…

Career growth vs stomach growth.

Where do you stand:

Fresher -> 60 kg

1+ exp ->63 kg

2+ exp -> 68 kg

Senior software engg -> 74 kg.

Team Lead -> 80 kg.

stomach growth meter

life cycle of software engg.

Following is tribute to our one and only software developer/engineer, or we can say life cycle of a software enginner.

 Wo dekho ek Software engineer ja raha ha

 tribute to all Software Engineers! Desi tale 

Apne Project ke bojh tale daba jaa raha hai, 
Wo dekho ek Software engineer ja raha hai, 

Zindagi se hara hua hai, 
Par "Bugs" se haar nahi maanta, 
Apne application ki ek ek line isey rati hui hai, 
par aaj kaun se rang ke moje pehne hain, ye nahi jaanta, 

Din par din ek excel file banata ja raha hai 
Wo dekho ek Software engineer ja raha hai, 

Das hazaar line ke code main error dhoond lete hain lekin, 
Majboor dost ki ankhon ki nami dikhayi nahi deti, 
PC pe hazaar windows khuli hain, 
Par dil ki khidki pe koi dastak sunayi nahi deti, 

Satuday-Sunday nahata nahi, week days ko naha raha hai, 
Wo dekho ek Software engineer ja raha hai, 

Coding karte karte pata hi nahi chala, 
Bugs ki priority kab maa-baap se high ho gayi, 
Kitabon mein gulab rakhne wala , cigerette ke dhuyen mein kho gaya, 
Dil ki zameen se armaanon ki vidayi ho gayi, 

Weekends pe daroo peke jo jashn mana raha hai, 
Wo dekho ek Software engineer ja raha hai, 

Maze lena ho toh isse pooch lo, 
"Salary Increment" ki party kab dila rahe ho, 
Hansi udana ho to pooch lo, 
"Onsite" kab ja rahe ho? 


Wo dekho onsite se laute team-mate ki chocolates kha raha hai, 
Wo dekho ek Software engineer ja raha hai, 

Kharche badh rahe hain, 
Baal kam ho rahe hain, 
KRA ki date aati nahi, 
Income Tax ke sitam ho rahe hain, 

Lo phir se bus choot gayi, Auto se aa raha hai, 
Wo dekho ek Software engineer ja raha hai, 

Pizza gale se nahi utarta, 
Toh "Coke" ke sahare nigal liya jata hai, 
Office ki "Thali" dekh munh hai bigadta, 
Maa ke hath ka wo khana baar baar yaad aata hai, 


"Sprout bhel" bani hai phir bhi, free "Evening Snacks" kha raha hai, 
Wo dekho ek Software engineer ja raha hai, 


Aapne ab tak lee hongi bahut si chutikiya, 
Software engg. ke jivan ka sach batati ye aakhri kuch panktiyan, 

Hazaron ki tankhwah wala, company ki karodon ki jeb bharta hai, 
Software engg. wahi ban sakta hai, jo lohe ka jigar rakhta hai, 


Hum log jee jee ke marte hain, zindagi hai kuch aisi, 
Ek fauj ki naukri, doosri software engg. ki, dono ek jaisi, 
Is kavita ka har shabd mere dil ki gehrayi se aa raha hai, 
Wo dekho ek Software engineer ja raha hai.

Tantrik baba for software engineers

If any software manager or engineer have any problem just contact our India’s first software aka baba